What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.