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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Waco Jokes More Waco Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".