They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
You never get tired of seeing them again & again...
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Urine over your head!
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
A misteak.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.