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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Waco Jokes More Waco Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".