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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..