Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe Frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Dave Mustaine Jokes More Dave Mustaine Jokes

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels