Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
I don't know, ask Dave.
You never get tired of seeing them again & again...
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Because your mom was on the other side..
Because the chicken was having a day off!
No Self Esteem!
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
LtORIGINAL> He Reddit
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Should we walk home or take a dog
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
A rye-nocerous
On rye on rye on rye.
