Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.