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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.