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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears