Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears