Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.