Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears