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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.