Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...