He wanted to take a month off.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Because he was an eye wetness.
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
Lack of originality
A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
A calendar has a future...