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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.