Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.