Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.