Geordi La Forage
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Only 12. One for every month.
Ape-ril
An Apple turnover.
I think we should sea otter people.
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
The letter D.
The Imperial March.
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".
Sep-timber
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
The letter "D"!
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
See ya next month.
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
He wanted to take a month off.
Febrewery
She must have called a 1,000 times
Germany/Brasil 7-1
12 months
A Chopin Liszt.
It should just be "Februay."
12 months not just February!
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Laughing stalk
Being 5 foot 6
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
The fruits of her labor.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
Aerith-matic.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Because they spend years at sea.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.