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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.