How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Festival Jokes More Festival Jokes

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".