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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Festival Jokes More Festival Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.