How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".