Israel Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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A final solution

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.