Israel Jokes

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.