Israel Jokes

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.