Israel Jokes

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Throw in the laundry.

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