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Israel Jokes

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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White-out.

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Dew diligance

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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Mountain Dew.

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A boar constrictor!

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar