Throw in your laundry.
Laundry.
Because red shirts die easily.
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Throw in the laundry.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Answer in comments.
His shirts get all winkly.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
Lindt choclate.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Their Linens
Throw your laundry in.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
On a clothes lion.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Non-existent
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Throw in your laundry!
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Puns
Cause it's an all mail business.
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Wow, such empty
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
