What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!