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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.