What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool