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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.