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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.