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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.