What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.