What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.