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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.