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Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....