Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.