Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.