Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.