Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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A lunartic.

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I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.