Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.