Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.