Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!