What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.