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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.