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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.