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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.