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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.