Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny