Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.