Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.