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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.