What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.