Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.