What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers