What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!