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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.