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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers