What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers