Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920