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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

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Cause its feet smell.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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Look for Fresh Prince

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Pyrex

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!