Why are there so many Smiths in the pho...

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.