Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.