Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920