Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.