Smith Jokes

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

What is Will Smith's job?

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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