Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What does disappointment feel like?

Deleted

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

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Deleted

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!