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Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted