Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)