Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.