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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Snow Storm Jokes More Snow Storm Jokes

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.