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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars