What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!