What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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A Cache-Advance

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars