What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!