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Quality Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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I Love Pizza & You

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Transgender Jokes More Transgender Jokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!