What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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On a map!

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They hate getting cured.

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A neighbour!

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.