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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.