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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies