What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!