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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

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Bob

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Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Cloathed*

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Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Molest them

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!