Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend