Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.