Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.