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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!