Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent