Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent