How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.