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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings