What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'