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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!