What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!