What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."