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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings