What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.