What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.