What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?