What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.