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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What dairy product is the most revered?

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!