Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)