Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)