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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!