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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"