How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.