How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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They'll tell you.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)