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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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Croakaine

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!