What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd