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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd