What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.