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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.