What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Spectator Jokes More Spectator Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Transform Jokes More Transform Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd