What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd