What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Spectator Jokes More Spectator Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Transform Jokes More Transform Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd