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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd