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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!