What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies