What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!