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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.