What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!