What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.