What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.