Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What country do I live?

Iran

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels