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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!