Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.