Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.