Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels