Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!