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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.