Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.