Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Don't look, I'm changing!

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!