What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down