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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.