What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter