What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.