What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.