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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.