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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Country Song Jokes More Country Song Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.