What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.