What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!