What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.