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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.