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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!