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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!