Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.