Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands