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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands