Because the farmer had cold hands
My ears are burning!
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
You want some beef
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
They have bad mittens.
