Because the farmer had cold hands
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Leave it in the cow.
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
John Treevaulter.
They have bad mittens.