Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.