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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

My future grandchildren probably

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.