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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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A control freak.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho