Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Tea Rex

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Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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My future grandchildren probably

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Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.