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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Street Corner Jokes More Street Corner Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho