Asks the bartender. "ATCGGCAGGCTTCAGTTGCA" says the DNA molecule.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.