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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.