Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.