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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.