What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY