What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.