What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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They don't want to!

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Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Lola.

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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A FSSSSSHHHH

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Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)