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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.