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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY