What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)