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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits