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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!