Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao