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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao