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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)