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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.