What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide