What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany