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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.