What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happens to a drunk vampire?

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.