The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
He experiences culture shock.
Just run for office!
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
It was experiencing magnetopause.
Oxidants happen,
Causal fridays.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
I think therefore I Amazon
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
They're afraid of change.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He had a bad experience with Windows
She could never say no to apple.
For the watch!
Cannibal (can able) food.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
