Experience Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.