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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.