What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!