What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.