What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.