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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.