What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.