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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one