What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.